Poor Bastard Mick:
G'day Bluey
I'm feelin' real pissed off at the moment. My old man owns a second hand car yard, and its family tradition that when you turn 18, you get a set of wheels from the yard. It just so happens that the only set of wheels on the yard was a 5 speed Commodore VS series II Ute with only 17,000 on the clock. A real beauty! I had it for only five days before he busted me cuttin' hoops near town. Its now back on the yard for sale, and I'm now driving a Datsun 120Y which is barley roadworthy. What sort of bloke has the heart to confiscate a VS Commodore Ute off his son!

Poor Bastard Mick (Full name & address with held to protect the car yard! - Photo to come).