Poor Bastard Lester:

How ya doin' Bluey ?

I'm a Good Ol Boy from Texas n I was surfin the Net and saw ya website about utes... gees I thought what's a ute ????? I kept crashin' around ya Site n finally I figured that ya mean Pickup Truck. Why don't ya say so ??? Yer just confusing us over here with 'ute'.

Anyway, me and the missus just had our ninth kid, and the ol' Pickup Truck was a Chevvy, n it was splittin at the seams - not enuf room for 11 of us plus the coon dogs. So here's a shot of me latest rig - it'll haul as many kids as most guys wanna admit to. Maybe you could show it in your poor barstards section... I get a lot of people staring at me when I drive it, but maybe they're staring at the missus - she's a damn fine lookin woman - good teeth too!

Have a great day down there in ozzie land

.... Lester from Texas