Poor Bastard Test Driver:

Today, I took control of a Holden VU Ute. While going through the paperwork, one of the other salesman told me a story that you should hear.

Supposedly.......

About five months ago, a couple came into the car yard and looked over a S Ute. They spent hours looking over the car and asking about every conceivable option that they can add to it. They came back, once again supposedly, four times. On the fourth time, they bought a "hot red" Holden S five speed manual. After waiting three months, they came in to get it. The girl spent hours going over everything about the car, the service, the warranty and all the options they had bought. When they were leaving, she decided that she would drive it out.
This car yard is on a very busy road that has a large amount of traffic. Can you see where this is going?
Well to cut it really short, a guy test driving a SS sedan came down the driveway of the car yard and rammed right into the back of them, pushing the car on to the road into the path of a taxi. This ended with two new Holden, a taxi and three other cars either damaged or written off.
Now about this guy. No License, no job and registered 0.09 when the police tested him.

From: Me.