Poor Bastard Evan:

G'Day Bluey,

Talking to the guy's and gal's out at your Sydney store and they were telling me about the new website and the "Poor Bastard Page", and I thought to myself have I got a storey for you!

It was a Friday night back in winter and me and the boy's were heading to a mates place for some beers and a bonfire out Kellyville way when I was pulled over for speeding (which is a whole other storey), clocked at 92km/h in a 60 zone, but the considerate highway patrol officer pushed the speed up to 96km/h which gave me an automatic one months suspension. Nice of him wasn't it!!!!!

While all this was happening his very attractive female partner was hovering all over the ute looking for bald tyres etc. She couldn't find that so she decided to fine me for:
a) Bull light mounted on centre post of bull bar.
b) Illegal "Bundy Ute " number plate.

So all up I lost six points and $540, and a suspended licence for a month, lovely!

Anyway I'm back on the road now but for how long I don't know, I've only got one point left on my licence for the next three years, so I'll see how I go.

Keep up the good work and website,

Thank's
Poor Bastard Evan Hughes.