Poor Bastard Toddy:

I've had a bit of bad luck in my Falcon ute over the past 3 months. Firstly my girlfriend backed it into another car on our way to the pub which ended up costing around $1300 to fix. About a week after I got it fixed my friends Mum backed into it in her BMW which caused no damage to my ute as it hit the bull bar but put a nasty scratch on the BMW. The very next day I was returning a video and I guy in a mint S pack falcon backed into my bull bar! Again no damage to my rig but a fair old scratch on the falcon. About a month after all this I took a trip to my girlfriends = station and blew a tyre in a fairly remote area in 44 degree heat and a week after this I was returning from the station to our farm and a roo hit my passenger side door. The dent is still there today. Why don't the bastards hit the f@#ckin bull bar?? It's been about 2 weeks since then and my ute hasn't suffered any more damage. Thats gotta be bad luck!!!

Poor Bastard Toddy in W.A.