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Silly Bastards & Tough Luck :

Every Ute driver does something crazy now and again. You know when it happens, because someone calls you a Silly Bastard !

Also, don't forget to check out our Poor Bastards section.

To celebrate, Bluey's is happy to publish your "Silly Bastards" Pictures.
All you have to do is send us a photo of the silliest thing you've done/seen in your (or someone else's) Ute.

Mail (or email) your silly photo (with your name and address) to Bluey's at 136 Sunnyholt Rd, Blacktown 2148 (or email to bluey@blueys.com.au).

Pic of my Hilux towing a mates plane after it crashed in Vic.

"This is how one Silly Bastard collects hay by moonlight".

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Close call

submitted by Jono, Two wells, SA

I just don't know what you can say about this?

We were at this party and me and a few of me mates had a few drinks, so we decide to start doin some earth movin with our utes and cars. Anyway my mate has a Hyundi Lantra, but he was a bit too blind and started to just drive around in a circle spinning his tires, redlinin his car. When he stopped and went to leave but the car wouldn' t move. It turns out that he'd dropped his diff. Then when he was gettin towed home he rode the brakes the whole way and stuffed his brake pads. Then when they went out to move it from my mates driveway they rolled it about 3 meters and went to stop and couldn' t (stuffed brakes) so he ran right up the arse of my mates Triton Ute. Silly bastard!

Thanks mate
Dave

Poor Bastards Ever had a run of bad luck in your Ute ? Maybe you were doin' circle work behind the Pub and hit the public dunny, maybe you hit & killed the neighbour's pedigreed Alpaca (and got caught), maybe your partner left you for somebody with a better lookin' Ute! You know for sure you've had a rough trot when you tell your story to your Best Mate, and he or she says "you poor bastard". In honour of all Australia's Ute Drivin' Poor Bastards, Bluey's has decided to create the World Wide Web's first ever POOR BASTARDS PAGE.

This is where YOU can tell us about YOUR bad luck, and if you happen to have the worst Ute experience of the month, we'll send you a Bluey's Ute Drivin' T Shirt for FREE. All you do is email (or snail mail) us with a brief story on your bad-luck Ute experience, preferably with a photo, and we'll whack all the details on our POOR BASTARDS page for all the world to see. The lines are open.

C'mon all you Poor Bastards, tell us your problems.......... !

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Poor Bastard Jamie. How's your headache Jamie? Click on the link.

Poor Bastard contractor. I bet the contractor was feeling a bit flat.

Poor Little Mazie. I very recently turned 17 and was given a VR V6 commodore ute. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Test Driver How not to go for a test drive. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Christopher Christopher has some insurance advice for us. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Mick 2 Tim takes his son for a spin. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Bluey In remembrance of Dan's old mate, Bluey. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard James Experiences an unexpected response. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Aaron II gets off easy after modifying the old man's work ute. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Aaron shows us how to modify the front end. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Mick (again) Our very first Poor Bastard is back again with another good yarn. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Bec Need a new car? Here's how to dispose of your old ute. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Lara Not a good run of luck for Lara. Click on the link to read more.

The Not So Poor Bastard Brett Brett has got his Ford ute all geared up. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Adrian Umm, I think Adrian has some engine trouble. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Matthew Matt explains how it's all in the timing. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard ex WB Owner David gets a bargain and the old owner gets a big bill. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Joss Joss explains how to prep your ute before selling it.. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Naomi A friend in need, is a friend indeed. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Shane Shane's $380 TechScrew. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Pop Grandpa takes a nap. Click on the link to read more.

3 Poor Bastards see what it's like to drive like the Dukes of Hazzard. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard gargoyle2 explains how he had his pride and joy modified. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Andrew Read what happens when you try to leave School in a hurry. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Lester is a family man, check out the rig he has to have just to cart his family around. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard XR6 owner Find out the key to having a good weekend. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Toddy 3 months in the life of a Falcon Ute. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Evan Find out how to earn yourself a months break from driving. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Maloo owner Kim explains the importance of insurance. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Mick No2 Find out how Mick likes to do the weeding! Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Mechanic See what you can achieve with a few ales in you! Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard XC Owner Check out the modifications on this '77 XC GS Ute. Click on the link to read more.

Poor Bastard Marcus What's the shortest amount of time you owned a ute before it got bent? Click on the image to read how long it took Marcus.

Poor Bastard Mick (Full name & address with held to protect the car yard! - Click on image to read more).

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